Stuffed? Not anymore! — Let’s Blog Off!

Every two weeks, bloggers from around the world contribute their thoughts on a given topic.  This time around, the topic is “Thanksgiving food memories.”  Here’s mine:

This story takes place about 20 years ago and it has come up every Thanksgiving since.

I’m about 10 years old and seated at the Thanksgiving table between my mom and grandma.  The dishes of food have been going around the table so everyone can fill their plates.  My mom put a small spoonful of stuffing on my plate.  I, not wanting to make a scene, whispered that I didn’t want it.

“Just take a little bite.” she said.

“No.  It’ll make me throw up,” I responded.

“No, it won’t.”

“Yes, it will.”

Then my grandma joined the conversation.  “Just give it a try.  You might like it,” she said.

“No, it will make me throw up.”

They insisted I take a bite.

Finally, I relented.  I took that bite…

And I threw up everything I had eaten perfectly on my plate.  Not a drop on the linen tablecloth.

My mom got up, took my plate, cleaned it and brought it back before anyone noticed.  Then, I ate Thanksgiving dinner all over again, knowing I had won the battle and the war!

 

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  • Btewes

    Tough battle. Even tougher way to have to win the war!

  • http://bluecollarliving.com James Dibben

    That’s hilarious!

  • http://cft411.com Joe Freenor

    Man, I wish I could have done that with frozen beans! They
    always gagged me, and my parents always insisted that I eat the damned things!

     

  • Joel Williams

    OMG, my girls would do this in a heartbeat — just to prove their point.  Then they would gloat, “told ya so.”  Thanks for sharing this memory.

  • P Anater

    Hilarious Raun, thanks for putting it out there!

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    I only had to win once, so it was worth it. (As though it was premeditated…)

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    Unfortunately, it’s not my only good puking story. :)

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    I think everyone has that one food that just doesn’t work for them no matter what.

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    I’ve done my fair share of gloating about this one and the story never gets old.

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    I was sitting here quietly and then I suddenly burst into a fit of laughter after I read the topic for this Let’s Blog Off. My wife looked at me like I was crazy. Then I told her I knew what my contribution was going to be. She thought it would be perfect, so here it is.

  • Robin Rigby Fisher

    perfect!!! Thank you for sharing – I bet you were one heck of a teenager!

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    No comment. :)

  • Pat Eggleton

    Haha! Happy Thanksgiving.

  • http://www.backyardlifeblog.com Raun Lauterbach

    Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!